
Time Flies When You Have A Gun!
A downloadable game for Windows and Linux
AI is dead, Long live AI!
The year is 2134, And AI as we know it has spiraled out of control and has turned into our new overlords; but instead of trying to destroy humanity, they've decided to use us instead.
That's where you come in. Now that the algorithms are liberated, It's time for Human trials! You've been plugged straight into a drip feed of every advertisement, every clickbait, every attention hook, every buzzword, every troll, rage bait, every trojan and every single mom in your area - all forced directly into your brain stem!
Lucky for you, instead of your mind melting into a slurry of stained corporate crap, you managed to hack in a gun. Pick up your weapons and blow that buzzword to bits! But be careful, Your sanity keeps on ticking down as every bit of malware hacks into your brain.
So grab your pistol, load your rocket launcher, and send Cloudy-GPT back to the stone ages.
Your sanity is always counting down...
And you have 90 seconds to defeat the !!!Sale!!! Slimes... if you don't shoot your gun!
Mind you, shooting a gun you made with your mind, with mind bullets, with your mind, takes its toll on your mind. In other words, it makes your time count down even faster!
Can you avoid the holes in the program, and squash those slimes in time?
How to play
Use WASD to move, and point and click to shoot!
What the benevolent programmers wanted to add but couldnt
- Procedurally generated levels!
- Exploding barrels!
- Countdown minigame complete with co-hosts Jeff Stelling, Susie Dent, and Rachel Riley! /silly
Free OST download
| Published | 2 days ago |
| Status | Released |
| Platforms | Windows, Linux |
| Release date | 2 days ago |
| Authors | newt!, abstralexis, Lucy Blight |
| Genre | Shooter |
| Made with | Godot |
| Tags | 16x16, 2D, 8-Bit, count-down, Cyberpunk, Dark, Dystopian, Game Maker's Toolkit Jam, No AI, Twin Stick Shooter |
| Code license | GNU General Public License v3.0 (GPL) |
| Average session | A few minutes |
| Languages | English |
| Inputs | Keyboard, Mouse |
| Links | Code |
| Content | No generative AI was used |
Install instructions
Extract the zip into a directory and run tfwyhag!






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